KICK-ASS 2 - Mark Millar & Romita Jr.

If Kick-Ass has his superhero team, then the Mother Fucker must have his own super-villain group: the Mega Toxic Cunts! Perhaps the most notable member is Mother Russia, a dangerous and very lethal woman. Together, they attack the secret base of Justice Forever, and they kill Colonel Stripes and smash the whole place.

Of course, the Mother Fucker doesn’t stop there. His next incursion is a wild explosion of violence. He shoots children in the streets of a peaceful suburb and orders his men to indiscriminately kill as many people as they can, with one goal in mind: breaking and entering into Katie Deuxma’s house. There, he rapes her and asks his men to rape her as well. Having a girl getting ‘gang banged’ was certainly controversial; and surely many readers complained about the level of viciousness. But I consider it a necessary development. Because that’s how we can attest, without a shadow of a doubt, that the Mother Fucker is the coldest and nastiest adversary ever (in the movie “Kick-Ass 2”, the rape scene is replaced by a clever solution. Obviously, unless you are Michael Haneke or Lars Von Trier you can’t get away with something like that, and even if you do, the distributors and the audience might feel uncomfortable).

However, there is an increase in hostilities. The Mother Fucker has raped Katie because he knows that by doing that he’s hurting Kick-Ass. As Machiavellian as it sounds, he intends to slaughter first the people Dave loves the most and then to kill Dave. After the massacre in the suburbs, the chief of police decides to arrest every person wearing a mask or a cape, and thus just as quickly as it begun, Justice (not so) Forever gets disbanded. When the police officers arrive to Lizewski’s address, Dave’s father decides to give a false confession, and thus the officers believe they’re arresting the real Kick-Ass.

Dave Lizewski feels awfully guilty about this, but nothing prepares him for what comes next. Following the Mother Fucker’s orders, two criminals kill Dave’s father in jail. This was definitely one of the most shocking moments of the series, and it’s hard for me to forget how I felt when I first read it. Millar did such an amazing work with Kick-Ass that every character mattered. As a reader, you always felt that they were important, special, in a strange way almost as irreplaceable as real people. That’s one of the highest accomplishments of any work of literature: to make us care about fictional people as much as we care for the men or women sitting next to us.

In the funeral, Mindy –AKA Hit-Girl– finally appears. She has been absent for months, rebuilding her life, trying to have the one thing she could never experience before: a normal childhood. But things are not meant to be nice and easy for Hit-Girl (after all, in the final pages of this volume she’ll be arrested, something that is omitted in the Kick-Ass movie sequel).  

And then comes the savage confrontation: Mother Fucker versus Kick-Ass, Mother Russia versus Hit-Girl, and the Toxic Mega Cunts versus Justice Forever. Millar has always exceled in the game of violence, he knows just how much blood to pour, how many dismemberments to show and what gruesome deaths are the most spectacular ones. Other writers might try to be violent, but without any substance to support that violence the narrative becomes a hollow artifice. Fortunately, Millar never forgets the story, and he finds the most astounding ways to combine violent sequences with dramatic moments.

The battle in Times Square is impressive, but of course nothing can be compared to the titanic clash between Hit-Girl and Mother Russia. Nevertheless, Millar reminds us that real violence has real consequences. Dave Lizewski learnt that in the first issue, when he spent months in a hospital recovering from his injuries. Now, when Kick-Ass fights against the Mother Fucker, something unexpected happens. After getting punched in the face, the villain falls off a building. This is a very singular moment and one that expresses the originality of this series. There is hate in the fists of Kick-Ass, after all, his nemesis has raped the girl he adores and murdered his father. He has genuine reasons for wanting to kill the guy responsible for all this. And yet, when he accidentally pushes the Mother Fucker off the building, he feels sick.

Dave's father dies in jail / el padre de Dave muere in prisión

And after the brutal fall, in a moment of weird tenderness, Chris Genovese, the boy formerly known as Red Mist, asks Dave for help. He has survived the fall, his arms and legs are broken, he’s bleeding profusely, he looks like he will only survive for a few minutes. And he asks Dave for help, he begs Dave to call an ambulance. And how can Dave say no to him? He immediately reaches for his cell phone and dials 911. There is a strange relationship between the hero and the villain, they were the best of friends when they first met, they always shared their passion for comic books even when they chose different paths in life, and now, when they have hurt each other beyond measure, when they have reached that point of agony that goes beyond all forms of pain, they still help each other. Chris promises not to accuse Dave of trying to kill him, and Dave promises him that he’ll survive. I really don’t know how to explain the significance of this moment. Because, against all odds, they both keep their promises. And together they forge an inexorable link, something as irrational as the passion we comic book lovers feel for this art. 

Toxic Mega Cunts / Bastardos Mega Tóxicos 

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Hit-Girl versus Mother Russia

Si Kick-Ass tiene un equipo de superhéroes, entonces Mother Fucker debe tener su propio grupo de súper-villanos: ¡los Bastardos Mega Tóxicos! Tal vez la integrante más notable es Mother Russia, una mujer peligrosa y letal. Juntos, atacan la base secreta de Justicia Eterna, y matan a Colonel Stripes y destrozan todo el lugar.

Por supuesto, Mother Fucker no se detiene allí. Su próxima incursión es una explosión salvaje de violencia. Le dispara a niños en las calles de un pacífico suburbio y ordena a sus hombres que maten indiscriminadamente a toda la gente que puedan, con una sola meta: irrumpir en el hogar de Katie Deuxma. Allí, la viola y le pide a sus hombres que también la violen. Esta 'violación en masa' ciertamente fue controversial; y seguramente muchos lectores se quejaron por el nivel de bestialidad. Pero considero que era un desarrollo necesario. Porque de ese modo podemos comprobar, sin duda alguna, que Mother Fucker es un adversario cruel y vengativo (en la película “Kick-Ass 2”, la escena de la violación es reemplazada con una ingeniosa solución. Obviamente, a menos que seas Michael Haneke o Lars Von Trier no puedes salirte con la tuya, e incluso si lo logras, los distribuidores y la audiencia podrían sentirse incómodos).

Dave Lizewski & Chris Genovese

Sin embargo, hay un incremento en las hostilidades. Mother Fucker ha violado a  Katie porque sabe que al hacerlo le está haciendo daño a Kick-Ass. Por maquiavélico que suene, él intenta matar primero a las personas que más quiere Dave y luego matar a Dave. Después de la masacre en los suburbios, el jefe de la policía decide arrestar a todas las personas que lleven una máscara o una capa, y así tan rápido como empezó, Justician (no tan) Eterna es desarticulada. Cuando los policías llegan a la dirección de Lizewski, el padre de Dave decide dar una falsa confesión, y así los oficiales creen que están arrestando al verdadero Kick-Ass.

Dave Lizewski se siente terriblemente culpable, pero nada lo prepara para lo que pasa después. Siguiendo las órdenes de Mother Fucker, dos criminales matan al padre de Dave en la cárcel. Definitivamente este fue uno de los momentos que más me impactó, y es difícil olvidar lo que sentí. Millar hizo un trabajo asombroso con Kick-Ass, todos estos personajes tenían valor. Como lector, uno sentía que eran importantes, especiales, y de alguna extraña manera, casi tan irreemplazables como personas reales. Ese es uno de los mayores logros de una obra de literatura: hacernos querer a gente ficticia tanto como queremos a los hombres o mujeres que se sientan a nuestro alrededor.

En el funeral, Mindy –Hit-Girl– finalmente aparece. Ella había estado ausente por meses, reconstruyendo su vida, intentando tener lo que nunca había experimentado antes: una niñez normal. Pero las cosas no serán agradables ni fáciles para Hit-Girl (después de todo, en las páginas finales de este volumen será arrestada, algo que es omitido en la secuela fílmica de Kick-Ass).  

Hit-Girl is finally captured / Hit-Girl finalmente es capturada

Y luego viene la brutal confrontación: Mother Fucker versus Kick-Ass, Mother Russia versus Hit-Girl, y los Bastardos Mega Tóxicos versus Justicia Eterna. Millar siempre se ha destacado en el juego de la violencia, sabe cuánta sangre debe ser vertida, cuantos destripamientos deben mostrarse y cuáles son las formas de muerte más espectaculares. Otros escritores pueden tratar de ser violentos, pero sin una sustancia que ofrezca soporte a esa violencia, la narrativa se vuelve un artificio vacío. Afortunadamente, Millar nunca olvida la historia, y encuentra las maneras más asombrosas de combinar secuencias violentas con momentos dramáticos.

La batalla en Times Square es impresionante, pero por supuesto nada puede compararse al choque titánico entre Hit-Girl y Mother Russia. No obstante, Millar nos recuerda que la violencia real tiene consecuencias. Dave Lizewski lo aprendió en el primer número, cuando pasó meses en un hospital recuperándose de sus heridas. Ahora, cuando Kick-Ass pelea contra Mother Fucker, algo inesperado sucede. Luego de recibir un puñetazo en la cara, el villano se cae de un edificio. Este es un momento muy singular, que expresa la originalidad de esta serie. Hay odio en los puños de Kick-Ass, después de todo, su némesis ha violado a la chica que adora y ha asesinado a su padre. Él tiene razones genuinas para querer matar al sujeto responsable por todo esto. Y sin embargo, cuando empuja accidentalmente a Mother Fucker en el edificio, se siente asqueado.

Y después de la brutal caída, en un momento de extraña ternura, Chris Genovese, el chico antes conocido como Red Mist, le pide ayuda a Dave. Ha sobrevivido a la caída, sus brazos y piernas están fracturados, está sangrando profusamente, parece que sólo sobrevivirá por unos pocos minutos. Y le pide ayuda a Dave, le ruega que llame a una ambulancia. ¿Y cómo podría Dave decirle que no? De inmediato marca el 911. Existe una extraña relación entre el héroe y el villano, cuando recién se conocieron fueron grandes amigos, siempre compartieron su pasión por los cómics incluso cuando eligieron diferentes caminos en la vida, y ahora, cuando se han hecho daño más allá de toda medida, cuando han alcanzado ese punto de agonía que sobrepasa todas las formas del dolor, aun así se ayudan el uno al otro. Chris le promete a Dave no acusarlo por intento de homicidio, y Dave le promete que sobrevivirá. Realmente no sé cómo explicar lo significativo que es este momento. Porque, contra viento y marea, ambos cumples sus promesas. Y juntos forjan un vínculo inexorable, algo tan irracional como la pasión que todos los amantes del cómic sentimos por este arte.

KICK-ASS 2 - Mark Millar

We have all read comic books, we are all familiar with superheroes. There is something deep inside of us that makes us cherish this gaudy adventurers, that makes us smile every time we swim in that vast ocean of colorful caped crusaders and masked defenders. And yes, I think it’s fair to presume that we’ve all fantasized about them. What is it like to be a superhero? How does it make you feel? 

Dave Lizewski always wondered why nobody had ever tried it. Was normal life so thrilling? Could someone resist the attraction of hiding his face under a mask and putting on a tight costume? Obviously, being a superhero quickly turned into an addiction for Dave. He was hospitalized, brutally attacked and humiliated. Hell, he even had electrodes connected to his testicles as part of Red Mist’s interrogation procedure! Everyone would assume that the kid would have learned his lesson by now. But addictions are called that for a reason: the dependency is too strong; the necessity for escapism and the longing for a dose of adrenaline are too powerful.

It certainly was unexpected to observe how this second volume starts with a lot of thrill-seekers. Dave is no longer the only superhero in town. In fact, there are now dozens, if not hundreds, of imitators. After reading the first volume, I would have thought that nobody in their right mind would want to emulate Kick-Ass. I was sure that Dave would end up alone, estranged in a city he could no longer recognize as his own. In my mind he would wander off, devoid of purpose and hope. Of course, had that been the case, we wouldn’t hold in our hands the second volume of Mark Millar’s brilliant saga. 

It is in this context that Kick-Ass gets to meet many of the new superheroes. Most of them are amateurs, and as unlikely as it sounds, they’re even bigger losers… But none of that seems to matter to this idealistic teenager. All he can dream about is team-ups and superhero groups. And indeed, he finds in Justice Forever the first and only superhero aggrupation of the world. And he’s ecstatic to be welcomed into the ranks of these do-gooders.

As Mark Millar wrote in the introduction of volume 2, this was “a chance to enlarge upon what we did on book one and take things to the next logical step. Dave has inspired dozens of people to be superheroes so of course the next step would be superhero teams. Dave made it fashionable to pull on a mask so the natural reaction to this would be super-villains”.

It may indeed be fashionable but that doesn’t mean it’s glamorous. On the contrary: “The comic book heroes all have billion dollar bases and headquarters on the moon”. But he feels lucky for simply having a place where he can meet with his new pals, even if it isn’t a “super” base; instead of worrying about state of the art gadgets his mainly concern is getting a few quarters so he can take the bus. That’s one of the things I like the most about Kick-Ass, that connection to the real world, that celebration of reality that although isn’t denied by the heroic deeds of the protagonist, is reinforced by the typical qualms of any normal teen.    

And speaking of preoccupations, there is always one thing on Dave’s mind: sex, of course. But he is not getting any luck in that department. In the previous volume, Dave had a crush on Katie Deuxma. He still thinks of her, or rather uses her as inspiration for his masturbatory sessions. Dave usually finds Katie’s pics on Facebook arousing enough to jerk-off enthusiastically. And that’s what I love about Millar’s sense of humor. Because if doesn’t matter if Kick-Ass is a superhero or the most admired member of Justice Forever, at the end of the day he’s still considered a loser by every girl in his school and he can’t get a date. 

After taking into account all that sexual frustration, it should make sense why Dave must so desperately fill that void in his life. So while Kick-Ass, Colonel Star, Lieutenant Stripes, Doctor Gravity, Battle-Guy (Marty Eisenberg, one of Dave’s best friends), Night Bitch and the rest of the gang spend their nights patrolling the city or helping as volunteers in shelters, Chris Genovese is gathering a formidable army of ruthless murderers. In the first volume, Chris was introduced as the rich kid who could spend hundreds of dollars each week in the local comic store. Envied by Dave and his friends, ignored by most people, he was simply a nerd, but a wealthy one. He then turned into Red Mist, Kick-Ass’s nemesis. But like any other kid his age, he was simply too messed up to do the right thing. There was nothing inherently evil in his acts. Not anymore. Now that he has been christened as the Mother Fucker he starts acting like the cruelest bastard of the city. This transformation is explored and explained in the Hit-Girl miniseries, but suffice to say that Red Mist is gone, and so are the last traces of morality Chris Genovese had. In his own words: “No, Red Mist was the old me. The asshole who liked to dress up like a superhero and spend all his money on variant covers”.

Justice Forever / Justicia Eterna

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Dave with his best friends Todd and Marty / Dave con sus mejores amigos Todd y Marty

Todos hemos leído cómics, todos estamos familiarizados con los superhéroes. Hay algo dentro de nosotros que nos hace atesorar a estos estrambóticos aventureros, que nos hace sonreír cada vez que nadamos en ese vasto océano de justicieros de capas coloridas y defensores enmascarados. Y sí, pienso que es justo asumir que todos hemos fantaseado con ellos. ¿Cómo sería convertirse en un superhéroe? ¿Cómo se sentiría?

Mother Fucker & Mother Russia

Dave Lizewski siempre se preguntó por qué nadie lo había intentado. ¿La vida normal era tan emocionante? ¿Puede alguien resistirse a la atracción de esconder su rostro bajo una máscara y ponerse un traje bien ceñido? Obviamente, ser un superhéroe rápidamente se convirtió en una adicción para Dave. Estuvo hospitalizado, fue brutalmente atacado y humillado. ¡Demonios, incluso le engancharon electrodos en los testículos durante el interrogatorio de Red Mist! Todos asumirían que el jovencito habría aprendido la lección a estas alturas. Pero las adicciones llevan ese nombre por una razón: la dependencia es demasiado fuerte; la necesidad de escapismo y las ansias de una dosis de adrenalina son demasiado poderosas.

Ciertamente, fue inesperado observar que este segundo volumen empezara con un montón de buscadores de emociones. Dave ya no es el único superhéroe en la ciudad. De hecho, ahora hay docenas, acaso cientos, de imitadores. Después de leer el primer volumen, había pensado que nadie que estuviese cuerdo querría emular a Kick-Ass. Estaba seguro que Dave terminaría solo, alienado en una ciudad que ya no sería capaz de reconocer. En mi mente él deambularía por allí, sin propósitos y sin esperanzas. Desde luego, si hubiese sido así, no tendríamos en nuestras manos el segundo volumen de la brillante saga de Mark Millar. 

"It's time to see what evil dick tastes like" /
 "Es hora de probar a qué sabe un pene malvado"

Es en este contexto que Kick-Ass llega a conocer a muchos de estos nuevos superhéroes. La mayoría son amateurs, y por improbable que parezca, son incluso perdedores de mayor calibre... Pero nada de eso parece importarle a este adolescente idealista. Lo único con lo que puede soñar es tener un equipo, un grupo de superhéroes. Y de hecho, encuentra en Justicia Eterna a la primera y única agrupación de superhéroes del mundo. Y está entusiasmado con ser bienvenido en las filas de estos bienhechores.

Como escribió Mark Millar en la introducción del volumen 2, esta era “la oportunidad de engrandecer lo que hicimos en el libro uno y llevar las cosas al siguiente paso lógico. Dave ha inspirado a docenas de personas a ser superhéroes así que por supuesto el siguiente paso sería equipos de superhéroes. Dave hizo que ponerse una máscara esté de moda así que la reacción natural a esto sería súper-villanos”.

Puede estar de moda, pero eso no significa que sea algo glamoroso. Por el contrario: “todos los héroes de los cómics tienen bases de un billón de dólares y cuarteles generales en la luna”. Pero él se siente afortunado por tener simplemente un espacio donde pueda reunirse con sus nuevos amigos, incluso si es que no es una “súper” base; en vez de preocuparse por artefactos tecnológicos, su inquietud principal es conseguir algunas monedas para tomar el bus. Esa es una de las cosas que más me gustan de Kick-Ass, esa conexión con el mundo real, esa celebración de realidad que aunque no es negada por los hechos heroicos del protagonista, es reforzada por las incertidumbres típicas de todo adolescente. 

Katie: Gag banged / Katie es violada por todos

Y hablando de preocupaciones, siempre hay una cosa en la mente de Dave: sexo, por supuesto. Pero él no ha tenido nada de suerte con esto. En el volumen anterior, Dave se enamoró de Katie Deuxma. Todavía piensa en ella, o más bien la usa como inspiración para sus sesiones masturbatorias. Las fotos de Katie en  Facebook excitan a Dave lo suficiente para pajearse con entusiasmo. Y eso es lo que me encanta del sentido del humor de Millar. Porque no importa si Kick-Ass es un superhéroe o el miembro más admirado de Justicia Eterna, al final del día todas las chicas lo siguen considerando un perdedor y él no puede conseguir ninguna cita.

Después de tener en cuenta toda esta frustración sexual, tiene sentido que Dave esté desesperado por llenar ese vacío en su vida. Así que mientras Kick-Ass, Colonel Star, Lieutenant Stripes, Doctor Gravity, Battle-Guy (Marty Eisenberg, uno de los mejores amigos de Dave), Night Bitch y el resto de la pandilla pasan sus noches patrullando la ciudad o ayudando en asilos, Chris Genovese está reuniendo a un formidable ejército de asesinos despiadados. En el primer volumen Chris fue presentado como el niño rico que podía gastar cientos de dólares en la tienda de cómics cada semana. Envidiado por Dave y sus amigos, ignorado por otros, él era simplemente un nerd, pero con muchísimo dinero. Luego se transformó en Red Mist, némesis de Kick-Ass. Pero como cualquier otro chiquillo de su edad, simplemente estaba demasiado confundido como para hacer lo correcto. No había nada inherentemente malvado en sus actos. Esto ya no es así. Ahora que ha sido rebautizado como Mother Fucker, empieza a actuar como el bastardo más cruel de la ciudad. Esta transformación es explorada y explicada en la miniserie de Hit-Girl, pero basta decir que Red Mist ha desaparecido, y también sus últimos restos de moralidad. En sus propias palabras: “No, Red Mist era el viejo yo. El imbécil al que le gustaba vestirse como un superhéroe y gastar todo su dinero en portadas variantes”.

September films / películas de setiembre

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March comic books / Cómics de marzo

“All good things must come to an end”, goes an old saying. And damn right it is. March has been a month of endings, of last issues. We have the dramatic and action-packed finale of Kick-Ass volume 2, we also have the tragic conclusion of Luther Strode, the evocative final chapter of War of the Words in Unwritten and, above all, the last issue of Avengers the Children’s Crusade. I loved Allan Heinberg’s initial run on Young Avengers, and I waited four years for this sequel (I even asked Joe Quesada about it in Newsarama in 2007 or 2008). It took exactly four years and one month for Children’s Crusade to begin, and after almost two years, this fantastic miniseries came to an end. Seriously, I consider this the best limited series from Marvel in 2010, 2011 and the first quarter of 2012. Reading the final pages and learning the fate of Wiccan and Hulkling made me shed tears of joy. And I’m not kidding. Such a wonderful closing moment. Several titles have finished, but luckily new ones have just arrived. And I’ll definitely be talking at length about some of these new series. Meanwhile, I leave you with my March comics (as per solicitations).

ACTION COMICS #2
Written by GRANT MORRISON Art by RAGS MORALES and RICK BRYANT Cover by RAGS MORALES On sale OCTOBER 5 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T In his weakest moment, Superman is taken down - but by whom? And if the world wasn't ready for a man with super powers, they're utterly unprepared for the rage of a Superman cornered! The cornerstone character of the new DCU continues his debut adventure!

AVENGERS CHILDRENS CRUSADE #9
The big climax that sets the stage big time for what is to come in 2012! • Deaths and departures! • The funeral of an Avenger. • The final fate of the Scarlet Witch. • A new lineup and a new direction for the Young Avengers.

DOMINIQUE LAVEAU VOODOO CHILD #1 (MR)
DOMINIQUE LAVEAU: VOODOO CHILD is the story of a half-breed, outcast and heir to the Voodoo Queenship of New Orleans, if she can live long enough to claim her birthright. New Orleans is the most haunted city in America: a town of centuries-old ghosts and newly drowned spirits; where vampires, voodoo spirits and loups-garous make their home. Ruling over this all are the powerful Voodoo Queens, whose influence stretches into politics, business and crime as they maintain a delicate balance between the mortal and supernatural worlds. But in the aftermath of Katrina, all that has changed, for someone or something has murdered the Voodoo Queen and most of her court. The number one suspect is Dominique Laveau, a grad student at Tulane who is about to discover that her entire life has been a lie. Now Dominique must forge alliances with those out to kill her while seeking to uncover the truth behind the royal murders, as she is ultimately forced to deal with a destiny she could never have imagined. Voodoo Child is a new monthly series written by Selwyn Seyfu Hinds, former editor-in-chief of The Source magazine, award-winning author, journalist and TV producer, with art by Milestone Media co-founder Denys Cowan (THE QUESTION) and covers by Rafael Grampá.

FAIREST #1 (MR)
New York Times best-selling, award-winning creator Bill Willingham presents a new series starring the female FABLES. Balancing horror, humor and adventure, FAIREST explores the secret histories of Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, Cinderella, The Snow Queen, Thumbelina, Snow White, Rose Red and others. The first 6 issue arc follows the misadventures of Briar Rose after she is stolen away by the goblin army in FABLES #107. Fan-favorite artist Phil Jimenez (WONDER WOMAN, THE INVISIBLES) returns to Vertigo to pencil the opening storyline. Award-winning cover artist Adam Hughes (WONDER WOMAN, BATGIRL) provides covers, starting with a wraparound cover on issue #1. Future arcs will be written by 2011 Arthur C. Clarke winner Lauren Beukes with art by Inaki Miranda, and iZOMBIE scribe Chris Roberson with art by Shawn McManus! And remember: They may be beautiful, but there will be blood.

KICK-ASS 2 #7 (OF 7) (MR)
The brutal extra-sized finale of the best comic ever! • Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl square off against the Motherf*cker and Mother Russia! • Can they put a stop to the rampaging Toxic Mega C*nts? 48 PGS./MATURE

MORNING GLORIES #17 (MR)
story NICK SPENCER art JOE EISMA cover RODIN ESQUEJO  'P.E.,' Part Five

NEW DEADWARDIANS #1 (OF 8) (MR)
Another vampire/zombie comic? Really, Vertigo® Trust us. This is different. In post-Victorian England, nearly everyone of the upper classes has voluntarily become a vampire to escape the lower classes who are all zombies. Into this simmering cauldron is thrust Chief Inspector George Suttle, a lonely detective who's got the slowest beat in London: investigating murders in a world where everyone is already dead! But when the body of a young aristocrat washes up on the banks of the Thames, Suttle's quest for the truth will take him from the darkest sewers to the gleaming halls of power, and reveal the rotten heart at the center of this strange world. THE NEW DEADWARDIANS is brought to vivid life by fan-favorite writer Dan Abnett (RESURRECTION MAN, LEGION LOST) with art by newcomer I. N. J. Culbard (At The Mountains of Madness).

SAGA #1 (MR)
Y: THE LAST MAN writer BRIAN K. VAUGHAN returns to comics with red-hot artist FIONA STAPLES for an all-new ONGOING SERIES! Star Wars-style action collides with Game of Thrones-esque drama in this original sci-fi/fantasy epic for mature readers, as new parents Marko and Alana risk everything to raise their child amidst a never-ending galactic war. The adventure begins in a spectacular DOUBLE-SIZED FIRST ISSUE, with forty-four pages of story with no ads for the regular price of just $2.99!

SAUCER COUNTRY #1 (MR)
Arcadia Alvarado, the leading Democratic candidate for President of the United States, says she was 'abducted by aliens.' As the Mexican-American Governor of New Mexico, she's dealing with immigration, budget cuts and an alcoholic ex. She's about to toss her hat into the ring as a candidate for President in the most volatile political climate ever. But then?a lonely road and a nightmarish encounter have left her with terrible, half-glimpsed memories. And now she has to become President. To expose the truth - and maybe, to save the world. Arcadia's quest is at the heart of this new monthly series from writer Paul Cornell (DEMON KNIGHTS, ACTION COMICS, Doctor Who) and artist Ryan Kelly (NEW YORK FIVE, NORTHLANDERS). With the help of her quirky staff, Arcadia will pursue the truth of her abduction into danger, mystery and awe. SAUCER COUNTRY is a dark thriller that blends UFO lore and alien abduction with political intrigue, all set in the hauntingly beautiful Southwest.

STRANGE TALENT OF LUTHER STRODE #6 (OF 6) (MR)
MINISERIES CONCLUSION It ends here. Luther has lost nearly everything, but can he stop the Librarian from taking away the rest? Blood will flow, guts will fly and lives will change as the hit mini series concludes.

SUPERCROOKS #1 (MR)
When The Market Is Flooded With Competition And The Authorities Are Always On Your Tail, What's An All-American Supervillain To Do? Go To Spain, Of Course! From The Writer Who Brought You Kick-Ass And The Artist Of Secret Invasion Comes A New Series About A Team Of Superpowered Ne'er-Do-Wells Looking To Pull Off One Last Heist In The Land Of Bullfighting And Delicious Churros. 32 Pgs./Mature ?$3.99

THIEF OF THIEVES #2
Conrad Paulson has turned his back to his life as Redmond, international master criminal, in order to regain some semblance of the life he left behind.  Will it be enough to reconcile with his wife? Save his son from the life? Or will it end up getting them all killed?

UNWRITTEN #35 (MR)
The epic, extra-sized finale of "Tommy Taylor and the War of Words!" The trap within the trap is finally sprung. The War of Words ends in a no-holds-barred battle between Tom Taylor and his deadliest enemy, with horrendous consequences for every living human – and for the stories on which our lives depend. Nobody is walking away from this one unscathed, and someone very close to Tommy pays the ultimate price

WALKING DEAD #95 (MR)
'A LARGER WORLD' CONTINUES Rick and his group are welcomed into a new community, lead by a new charismatic leader.  Rick has experienced this before.  Is this the beginning of a new era of peace for Rick and the others... or is this man every bit as dangerous as The Governor?
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“Todas las cosas buenas deben terminar”, afirma un viejo refrán. Y vaya que es condenadamente cierto. Marzo ha sido un mes de finales, de últimos números. Tenemos la conclusión dramática y llena de acción de Kick-Ass volumen 2, también tenemos el trágico final de Luther Strode, el evocativo capítulo final de “La guerra de las palabras” en Unwritten y, por encima de todo, el último ejemplar de Avengers the Children’s Crusade. Me encantó la etapa inicial de Allan Heinberg en Young Avengers, y esperé la continuación por cuatro años (incluso le pregunté a Joe Quesada por ella en Newsarama en el 2007 o el 2008). El comienzo de Children’s Crusade tomó exactamente cuatro años y un mes, y luego de casi dos años, esta fantástica miniserie llega a su fin. En serio, considero que es la mejor serie limitada de Marvel del 2010, 2011 y el primer trimestre del 2012. He leído las páginas finales y averiguado el destino de Wiccan y Hulkling con lágrimas de alegría. Y no estoy bromeando. Un maravilloso momento de cierre. Varias colecciones han terminado, pero afortunadamente ya han llegado nuevas. Y definitivamente hablaré bastante sobre algunas de estas nuevas series. Mientras tanto, los dejo con mis cómics de marzo.

ACTION COMICS #2
Ahora que está debilitado, Superman cae prisionero. Si el mundo no estaba listo para un hombre con poderes tampoco lo está para su ira.

AVENGERS CHILDRENS CRUSADE #9
Muertes y partidas. El funeral de un vengador. El destino final de la Bruja Escarlata. Y una nueva alineación para los Jóvenes Vengadores.

DOMINIQUE LAVEAU VOODOO CHILD #1
Una heredera del vudú en New Orleans, la ciudad con más fantasmas. Un lugar con casas de hace más de un siglo y espíritus recientemente ahogados. Allí están… las reinas del vudú.

FAIREST #1
Explorando las historias secretas de la Bella Durmiente, Cenicienta, Blanca Nieves, Caperucita Roja y, sobre todo, de Rose. 

KICK-ASS 2 #7
KICK-ASS y HIT GIRL luchan contra sus enemigos y contra Madre Rusia. ¿Podrán contener a sus salvajes oponentes?

MORNING GLORIES #17 (MR)
Educación física, quinta parte.

Avengers the Children’s Crusade # 9

NEW DEADWARDIANS #1 (OF 8)
En la Inglaterra post Victoriana, las clases altas se han convertido voluntariamente en vampiros para escapar a las clases bajas que son zombis. Así, el inspector de policía deberá investigar un asesinato en un mundo donde todos están muertos. Cuando el cuerpo de un joven aristócrata aparece en la ribera del Támesis, todo cambiará para este inspector.

SAGA #1
En medio de una guerra intergaláctica, una pareja intentará criar a su hijo. Empieza una nueva fantasía épica de ciencia ficción.

SAUCER COUNTRY #1
Arcadia Alvarado, la candidata puntera de los demócratas para la presidencia de los Estados Unidos dice que ha sido abducida por extraterrestres. Como gobernadora de México lidió con la inmigración, los recortes de presupuesto y el alcoholismo de su ex, ¿podrá ser presidente?

STRANGE TALENT OF LUTHER STRODE #6
Luther lo ha perdido casi todo, pero ¿podrá impedir que el Bibliotecario se lleve lo demás? Es el sangriento final de esta miniserie.

SUPERCROOKS #1 (MR)
Cuando el mercado está lleno de competencia y las autoridades te siguen el rastro, ¿qué puede hacer un villano norteamericano? ¡Irse a España!

THIEF OF THIEVES #2
Él le da la espalda a su vida como mente maestra del crimen, para recuperar al menos algo que se asemeje a la vida que abandonó antes. ¿Será esto suficiente para reconciliarse con su esposa o salvar a su hijo?

my final version / mi versión final

UNWRITTEN #35 (MR)
La trampa dentro de la trampa se revela. La Guerra de las Palabras termina con una batalla entre Tom Taylor y su más mortal enemigo. Con consecuencias horrendas para todos los humanos… y sus historias.

WALKING DEAD #95 (MR)
Rick y los suyos son bien recibidos en una comunidad más grande, dirigida por un carismático líder. Rick ha experimentado algo así antes. ¿Será esto el inicio de una nueva era de paz o volverán los peligros?

November comic books / cómics de noviembre

Rodin Esquejo

And now it’s time to talk about November comic books: Kick-Ass 2 # 5 was even more violent and shocking than the previous issue, but that didn’t prevent Mark Millar from writing a couple of very moving moments. I loved it. The Kapow Guinness special was also a pleasant surprise, each frame has been illustrated by a different artist, and I had so much fun recognizing the styles of dozens of pencilers. As usual, Image titles have been quite good, and I’ll be reviewing a couple of them in the following days. Meanwhile, feel free to make suggestions about the titles that I should review first. And now without further ado, here you have November comics as per solicitations.

CALIGULA #5 (OF 6) (MR)
Cover: Jacen Burrows Writer: David Lapham Art: German Nobile  David (CROSSED) Lapham delivers another blood drenched chapter in the saga of the most feared Roman Emperor of all time, Caligula!  A young boy, once naive to the hedonistic ways of the Roman upper class, finds that the only way to kill a god is to learn all of its secrets.  But there is only so much slaughter and suffering that a soul can endure?even one bent on avenging the murder of his parents.  A modern master of horror, Lapham will take you into the darkest corners of the soul and reveal the madness within.  Hot new talent, German Nobile, illustrates this no-holds-barred ride down the road to Hell.  Caligula #5 is available with a Regular cover by Jacen Burrows, a Wraparound cover by series artist German Nobile, and a special Golden age of Rome retailer incentive cover.

FLASH GORDON ZEITGEIST #1
Covers: Alex Ross (75%), Paul Renaud (25%), Francesco Francavilla (1-in-10), Wagner Reis (1-in-25) Writer: Eric Trautmann Artist: Daniel Lindro The year is 1934, a time of two-fisted swashbuckling, of fearsome threats and wild adventure-and of ever-growing threats on the horizon. Three valiant humans -- Flash Gordon, Dale Arden and Dr. Hans Zarkov -- are plucked from the Earth, traveling to the distant planet Mongo. Their exploits are legendary, battling the machinations and terror schemes of the dreaded emperor Ming, the All-Seeing Ruler of Mongo. But they did not fight alone? Written by Eric Trautmann (Vampirella, Red Sonja), from a story and designs by Alex Ross (Kingdom Come, Marvels, Project: Superpowers), and illustrated by Daniel Lindro.

GENERATION HOPE #2
Written by KIERON GILLEN Penciled by SALVA ESPIN Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL Variant Cover by GREG HORN 'The Future is a Four-Letter Word' The Fifth Light has destroyed Tokyo, which can't be good for the X-Men and mutant relations in general. Hope and her crew are in terrible trouble and it's looking like Cyclops and Wolverine can't get them out of it. Don't miss the shocking twists and turns of the new X-Book that everyone is talking about!

INVINCIBLE #84
story ROBERT KIRKMAN art / cover RYAN OTTLEY After all he's done, everything he's lived through... how does Invincible pick up the pieces and continue on as if nothing has changed® The answer is... he can't.

KAPOW GUINNESS
Plot by MARK MILLAR Written by PAUL CORNELL, Keiron Gillen & MORE! Art by FRANK QUITELY, DAVE GIBBONS, JOHN ROMITA JR., LEINIL YU,  JOCK, Olivier Coipiel, SEAN PHILLIPS, DUNCAN FERGRADO & MORE! In April 2011,  Mark Millar, Frank Quitely, Dave Gibbons, John Romita Jr, Leinil Yu, Paul Cornell, Andy Diggle, Jock, Duncan Fegrado, Sean Phillips and over fifty other comic-book creators joined forces with Kapow to break not one but TWO Guinness World Records - the fastest comic-book ever produced and the biggest number of creators working on a single comic. The Kapow Special stars Superior and was written, penciled, inked and lettered in less than 12 hours. PLEASE NOTE: All proceeds from the sales of this comic will go to Yorkhill Sick Children's Hospital in Scotland and the print-run for this book will be limited to just 10,000 copies. 32 PGS./Rated Mature

KICK-ASS 2 #5 (MR)
Written by mark millar. Pencils & Cover by john romita jr. For Dave Lizewski and the self-made superheroes of NYC, sh*t just got really real. The Red Mist, now known as the Mother****er, has assembled his own team of Toxic Mega-***** and they're striking the heroes where they're most vulnerable: Their loved ones. If Kick-Ass wants to put a stop to the supervillain rampage, he's going to need the help of Mindy McCready, the one and only Hit-Girl.
32 PGS./Mature …$2.99

MORNING GLORIES #14 (MR)
Run!

MUDMAN #1
It’s the first day back at school for Owen Craig, and it’s not going too well. He’s been run over, got detention, and his police officer father has been taken prisoner by armed bank robbers.
And now his body seems to be turning into mud…

PC CAST HOUSE OF NIGHT #1 (OF 5)
Kent Dalian (W), P. C. Cast (W), Kristin Cast (W), Joelle Jones (A), Karl Kerschl (A), Jenny Frison (Cover), and Steve Morris (Variant cover) Until recently, Zoey Redbird was an average high-school student worrying about grades, boys, and breakouts. But priorities have a way of changing when you are marked as a vampyre, enroll in the vampyre academy House of Night, and have to figure out a whole new social hierarchy, affinities for elemental magic, and physiological changes that make you crave blood. o The magical world of New York Times best-selling authors P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast comes to comics! Five million novels sold and legions of loyal fans!

SECRET AVENGERS #19
Written by WARREN ELLIS Pencils by MICHAEL LARK Cover by JOHN CASSADAY Marvel Comics 50th Anniversary Variant. RUN THE MISSION. DON'T GET SEEN. SAVE THE WORLD. In the decadent and crumbling city of ANIANA, in the Eastern European country of SYMKARIA, a local drug lord is planning to sell something mysterious to the Shadow Council.  The Secret Avengers cannot risk that, or an interception after the fact -- they must get to the drug lord before the handover, and take whatever the goods are.  Their covert mission uncovers something utterly unexpected, ancient and terrible and a threat to the entire world... 32 PGS./Rated T+

SEVERED #4 (MR) 
“STEALING HOME” A young ambitious runaway encounters a travelling salesman with sharp teeth and a hunger for the innocent.
SCOTT SNYDER (American Vampire, Batman, Swamp Thing), SCOTT TUFT and ATTILA FUTAKI (Percy Jackson) are back with 2011’s most terrifying horror series. SEVERED.

THE STRANGE TALENT OF LUTHER STRODE #2
Suspended from school for putting a bully in the hospital, Luther spends his days figuring out his newfound abilities and getting to know Petra, his new girlfriend. Unfortunately, it’s not going to last long with The Librarian killing his way toward Luther and those that he loves.

UNCANNY X-MEN #543
No one can stop Colossus! The Juggernaut has become Kuurth, Breaker of Stone, one of the Worthy. Now more powerful than ever, one of the X-Men’s greatest enemies rampages through San Francisco. To stop him, Colossus makes a deal with the demon lord Cytorrak—the being that imbued Juggernaut with his power. Can this deal be one Colossus can back out of at the fight's end? Prepare for the clash of two unstoppable forces! Part 4 (of 4).

UNWRITTEN #31
The game-changing, twice-monthly epic called "Tommy Taylor and the War of Words" begins now! Tom Taylor goes to war against the cabal that has tormented, imprisoned and tried to destroy him – and it's far more than just a war of words! To have a hope of winning, Tom must use every weapon he can get hold of, but even storybook magic carries its own risks. And for a story unlike any you've ever seen, one issue a month isn't enough! In the special, standalone .5 issues, Tom's crusade plays out against the backdrop of the cabal's sinister secret history and delves deep into the dark past of some of the series' major players. When it's all over, very little will remain Unwritten."

WALKING DEAD #91 (MR)
Andrea still mourns for Dale.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #44 (MR)
Everything is changing – starting now! It’s all been leading up to this, folks! Nobody is safe. Nothing will ever be the same. The biggest, most explosive story-arc in the history of this series starts right here, in this issue.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #45 (MR)
It’s all been leading up to this. No one is safe. Not even our hero, Rick Grimes.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #46 (MR)
The bloodbath continues. No one is safe.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #47 (MR)
Mother and Child. No one is safe.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #48 (MR)
Dead and buried.

WITCH DOCTOR #4 (OF 4)
story BRANDON SEIFERT  art / cover LUKAS KETNER  It's Dr. Morrow's toughest challenge yet: a magical malpractice hearing!  Mystics Without Borders wants answers.  Why did the case of the 'Patient from the Black Lagoon' go so wrong® What's the biological secret of the Deep Ones, and their connection to the 'Great Old Infections'® And how do you fight an epidemic that's turning people into fish-people® Find out, in the finale of the debut miniseries from Robert Kirkman's Skybound Originals line! 'WITCH DOCTOR has the potential to be the next great horror story in the comic industry.' - Bloody Disgusting.
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¡Cómics de noviembre! Kick-Ass 2 # 5 fue más violento e impactante que el número anterior, pero además Mark Millar escribe un par de momentos realmente conmovedores. Me encantó. El especial Kapow Guinness fue una simpática sorpresa, cada viñeta es ilustrada por un artista diferente, y me divertí mucho indentificando los estilos de docenas de dibujantes. Como siempre, los títulos de Image fueron bastante buenos, así que reseñaré un par de ellos en los próximos días. Mientras tanto, siéntanse libres de sugerir qué títulos debería comentar en primer lugar.

CALIGULA #5 (OF 6) (MR)
Un nuevo y sangriento capítulo comienza: un joven inocente, desligado de los modos hedonistas de los nobles romanos, descubre que la única manera de matar a un dios es encontrar todos sus secretos.

FLASH GORDON ZEITGEIST #1
El año es 1934, una época de aventuras y peleas, de temerarias hazañas y amenazas en el horizonte. Tres valientes humanos -- Flash Gordon, Dale Arden y el doctor Hans ZARKOV van de la Tierra hasta el planeta Mongo.

GENERATION HOPE #2
El futuro es una palabra de cuatro letras… La quinta luz ha destruido Tokio, Hope y los suyos están metidos en un buen lío.

INVINCIBLE #84 
Después de todo lo que ha hecho, todo lo que ha vivido, cómo podrá INVINCIBLE reunir lo que queda y seguir como si nada hubiese pasado.

KAPOW GUINNESS
Más de cincuenta autores participan en este ejemplar, el cómic creado a mayor velocidad de todo el mundo. Todo un récord mundial.

KICK-ASS 2 #5 (MR)
Para Dave y sus colegas de NYC, las cosas se van a la mierda. El némesis de Dave ha reunido un equipo despiadado que ataca a los héroes donde más son vulnerables: sus seres queridos. ¿Ayudará HIT-GIRL a Dave?

MORNING GLORIES #14
Es la hora de huir.

MUDMAN #1
Es el primer día tras su regreso al colegio y a Owen Craig no le está yendo nada bien. Ha sido atropellado, castigado; su padre ha sido tomado prisionero por criminales. Y ahora su cuerpo se está convirtiendo en lodo.

PC CAST HOUSE OF NIGHT #1 (OF 5)
Hasta hace poco, ella era una estudiante de secundaria normal; sus preocupaciones eran las notas, los chicos y las rupturas. Pero las prioridades cambien cuando un vampiro te marca, cuando ingresas a la academia de la Casa de Noche, y cuando tienes que descifrar una nueva jerarquía, afinidades hacia elementos mágicos y cambios fisiológicos.

SECRET AVENGERS #19
Cumplir con la misión. No ser vistos. Salvar el mundo. En una decadente y ruinosa ciudad de Europa del Este, un traficante planea vender algo misterioso al Concilio de las Sombras. Los Vengadores deben impedir esta venta, y en esta misión secreta descubrirán más de un secreto.

SEVERED #4 (MR)
Un fugitivo joven y ambicioso se encuentra con un vendedor viajante que posee dientes de tiburón y ansias por la carne inocente.

THE STRANGE TALENT OF LUTHER STRODE #2
El colegio lo suspende por mandar a un abusivo a un hospital. Luther dedica un día entero a descifrar sus nuevas habilidades y a conocer a Petra, su nueva enamorada. Desafortunadamente, lo bueno durará poco.

UNCANNY X-MEN #543
¡Nadie puede detener a COLOSSUS! JUGGERNAUT se ha convertido en el destructor de la roca. Ahora, más poderoso que nunca, uno de los más grandes enemigos de los X-MEN devastará San Francisco.

UNWRITTEN #31
Tommy Taylor y la Guerra de los Mundos comienza ahora. Tommy Taylor se enfrenta contra la cábala que lo ha atormentado, aprisionado y herido. La única esperanza para ganar es utilizar todas las armas posibles, pero incluso la magia de los libros conlleva riesgos.


my final version / mi versión final

WALKING DEAD #91 (MR)
Andrea todavía está de luto.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #44 (MR)
Todo está cambiando. Nada permanecerá igual.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #45 (MR)
Nadie se salvará, ni siquiera Rick.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #46 (MR)
El baño de sangre continúa.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #47 (MR)
Madre e hijo están en peligro.

WALKING DEAD WEEKLY #48 (MR)
Muerto y enterrado.

WITCH DOCTOR #4
Este es el más grande reto del Doctor Morrow: una auditoría mágica sobre mal praxis médica. Los Místicos Sin Fronteras quieren respuestas. ¿Qué salió mal en el caso del Paciente de la Laguna Negra? ¿Cuál es el secreto biológico de las criaturas de lo profundo? ¿Y cómo combatir una epidemia que convierte a la gente en gente-pez?